The Makeover Mage switches back & forth between a Male and Female. S/he also changes the gender & skin tone of whoever walks in. Notice all the sheep, & frog? The Makeover Mage uses them for bestiality, or possibly food. Notice the cauldron of green liquid, I can't help feeling s/he is eating his frog's.
Like most NPCs on Runescape, S/He is quite perverted, as you can see, S/he is asking to disarm a man's genitals. (FOR FREE) :)
This Character also sells an amulet with the Ying-Yang symbol on it. Anyone who buys this necklace will be marked, you will never be able to get rid of it. It's like Satan marking you, except every month, you will change into the opposite gender.
Dear Hans, I fucking hate you like Hitler hated the jews! I still can't believe what you fucking do to all those poor new players. You tell us to respect them, when in reality, you're absolutely no better then us! You act like you're all innocent, when in reality, you are just a lil' son of a bitch who has sex with everyone. Even my poor sister! You indicate the poor noobs that if they go see the duke Horacio they can start quests, but sadly, the only quest they'll start is probably the myths of the white lands, Whoracio version. So, next time you're going to send those poor noobs to the Whoracio torture sex room, remember this : Us pedophiles, are watching you take our victims away, ass hole! Ta Ta for Now
- The pedophiles that are pissed of seeing you take our victims away.
Yes, you've all read up on Daemonhiem's very own harlot, Estrith. Brace Yourself, because Wiglaf is her incredibly ugly lover. These two have an on-and-off relationship Where on rare occasions Wiglaf will reply to her with one of the following:
"Innards in your hair? I found a finger in the gruel yesterday."
True meaning: I want to finger you.
"No red meat today, Estrith. Seagull nuggets."
True meaning: No sex today, Estrith. My dick hurts.
"Aye, you are right there. The meat here is more brown - grey if we're lucky."
True meaning: I want to shove my penis inside you.
"Soon we'll be home, eating red meat and combing innards from our hair"
True meaning: Maybe later, we can get in the bedroom, & I can eat you out.
Estrith walks away as if she doesn't hear, but we all know that dirty whore is cumming her panties off.
Lumbridge was fairly safe, until Jagex added this large, pansexual creature, named Nastroth- Fondly nicknamed, "Pedostroth."
Nastroth looks like someone gave goldilocks steroids & a transgender. His(her?) hair loooks like someone bleached an octopus & let it die on his head. He uses his tentacle like hair to rape girls or guys of any sexuality, plants, animals, other transgenders, occasionally rocks- literally anything. If you talk to Nastroth, he claims to be an "ancient artefact expert." What he really means: I really don't even know what that is, but I'm hoping it sounds important/intelligent, so I can charm you into letting me in your pants.
(with some help from Dan & Anna)
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We've all seen him standing on the wooden box in Lumbridge. The doomsayer is a creepy old paedophile who tries to reach out his arm & touch any passerbys. Unless a Courtney I mean a whore feels bad for him, he will die a virgin.
The true meaning of what he says:
-he means, "blow me!"
"All around us! I can feel it in the air, hear it on the wind, smell it.. also on the air!"
-he means, "Sex! I'm so horny, hehe, I want to feel your body, hear you moan, & smell the cherry flavored lube!"
"There is nothing you can do my friend!"
-there's no true meaning, he was at least upfront about raping you.
"Yes! I roam the world sensing danger!"
-he means, "I walk around back alleys at night, waiting for an easy target to rape"
When he says this, notice the excited, evil look in his eyes.
"If I find a dangerous area, I put up warning signs that will tell you what is so dangerous about that area"
-he means, "If I find a target, I take them into my van, rape them, kill them, then throw their body in the river... possibly not in that order."
When I say Varrock bitches, I literally mean Varrock bitches. No, I do not mean Ev's and Twi's running around Varrock, i'd be saying "who let the whores out?" instead, but what I'm going to be talking about is actual bitches running around varrock carrying pubic lices. What i mean is that there are dogs running loose in Varrock and stalking players. They want players to give them "bones". They'll mostly follow the guy players though.
- sincerely, woman who caught pubic lices.
| Dear Jagex,|
Today, I was walking in Varrock with Rosalie. It was fun- but then the black bitch started following me. There were flies everywhere. We kept walking- I hoped that it would leave. Instead, the other fucking bitch started following Rosalie. It shoved its head up her ass. Jagex, please teach your STD carrying dogs manners. Also that it's gross to have sex in public, because the bitches did that too.
Dog up the ass.
the bitches are stalking us
The Oracle is an ugly albino hermit psycho bitch who lives on top of a mountain in a tent. She overlooks & stalks the black knights, fortress guards, & most of all, Greldo. She has a crush on Greldo because he's an ugly green creature, & she can't do better than that. There is blood stained on her face from where she consumed a girl who was on her period. She obviously has an outdoor fetish and spends half her time playing with herself in her tent, fantasizing about that ugly midget Greldo. She says useless bullshit things like "If a tree falls, & no one is there, no one gets woodcutting xp." & "Jas left a stone behind." Like who fucking cares about that? Psycho bitch, go jump off the mountain. In the photo below, we see oracle by her tent staring at the knight's below.